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Q .
The guy I’m
hooking up with
is constantly on
Snapchat and
Insta but
ignores my texts. He Likes
my pics and views my
Stories, even when he
hasn’t yet replied to a text
I’ve sent him! He’s clearly
on his phone 24/7. What’s
the deal?
Q: I’ve always hated gifts from
guys—inevitably, it’s something
lame. So I make sure to tell the
person I’m seeing that I’d rather
go out somewhere nice. But my
current boyfriend is insisting on
getting me a birthday gift. I
know I’ll hate it. What to do?
A: Sounds like you have a stockpile of
gawdy jewellery and creepy stuffed
animals—but not all guys are clueless
about gifts, so give this one a chance.
Since he clearly likes a challenge, he
may go all out to make you happy—and
that’s not a bad quality in a boyfriend.
And if he fails? Let him know that you
appreciate the effort—and then go out
somewhere nice.
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Embellished leather jackets, as seen at Etro, Alexander McQueen,
Saint Laurent and Valentino
Q: My boyfriend’s best friend is
handsy, especially when he
drinks. I don’t want to mess with
their friendship, but it’s
annoying and sleazy. How do I
address this without drama?
A: Most guys prize loyalty. We tend to
stick up for our buddies and are blind to
their faults. If you accuse his pal of shady
motives, your BF may get defensive and
blow off your complaint. So stick to the
facts, which he can’t argue: ‘Have you
noticed your buddy gets handsy when
he’s drunk? It makes me uncomfortable.
Can you talk to him?’
Q: I’ve been hooking up with this
guy for a while and he doesn’t
groom ‘down there’. Normally,
I’m not picky, but we’re still
talking full-ball bush! I like him,
but I need him to manscape. Is
there a way to ask him?
A: Whether it’s lumberjack beards, porn-
staches, or back rugs, a lot of guys let
their hair grow wild because they believe
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more hair is more manly, when it’s often
just more messy. But rather than tease (‘I
need a machete to get through your
crotch jungle’) or insult (‘I’ve seen woolly
mammoths with less fur’), explain that
he’d be more attractive to you if he
groomed a bit. Tell him it’ll turn you on if
he tames his man mane, that he’ll get
more *ss if there’s less grass. You get
the idea.
Q: Leather jackets with
embellishments were all over
the runways this season! What’s
the best way to wear one?
A: The official Cosmo recommendation?
Go black, and never go back! All the best
designers are teaming the embellished
biker jacket with darker hues—Whether
it’s a sheer, black tutu at Alexander
McQueen, or a long, black maxi dress at
Valentino. Wearing it with a darker hue
just keeps things chicer—other than that
little tip, go nuts! Oversized, snug,
bomber, diamante-studded—it’s all
a go!
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A: When in doubt, remember that most
guys are just too lazy to play games. He
can double-tap a photo without even
thinking about it, but texting? He has to
decide what to message and then he has
to type it with two whole thumbs! If you’re
happy just hooking up with this dude and
he treats you well, don’t read too much
into it. But if his delayed responses/texts
bother you that much, tell him you
deserve some small amount of effort,
even if it’s just a message that says,
‘Busy now, will text later...’. If he won’t
agree to do that and only wants to
communicate on his terms, then maybe
you’re the one who shouldn’t text back.